Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Light switch covers. One could be a face, and the switch is the nose.

Planets (half, anyway) that you mount on your ceiling or wall.

There's just too many good ideas, and it's hard to say what would be coolest without knowing you.

So this is where managers learn math.

A whale's aorta: the size of a cat

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Joke's on you, we already know not to stick our dick in crazy.

RIP Roy, we never knew you were so suicidal.

Not saying it isn't, but the term "swim diaper" doesn't manage expectations very well.

Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

Data, fully functional.

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Weird Al Rulovich

You don't already?!??

Wow, how did I miss that??

You're using logic in a situation where someone has to pee badly.

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

Yes, this establishment's blacklist.

Maybe that's where I heard it? Dunno, it's certainly not current by any stretch.

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

No more poop knife, you just bite it off.

I only use brand name placebos. Generic doesn't work for me.