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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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tooth fairy

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  • This is such an oversimplification. Both are, honestly. Because your parents lied to you, you now thing anything they say is a lie? And now you're trying to apply the same logic to global society?

    Let's not even get into what you consider to be a lie, that's another entire Pandora's box.

    • The eye of mordor

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  • Uh, you've got floaters. Seen an optometrist lately?

    • Is he serious 😂

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  • The problem is WE CAN'T TELL.

    • I don't have the tits for it

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  • I'd totally elaborate if that wasn't just a throwaway "heh, this is the least appropriate slutty costume high level concept I can think of" comment.

    To be fair it's just my slutty genocide costume with a couple of SS logos on it.

    • I don't have the tits for it

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  • Aw, damn. Totally would have, but I already have my slutty holocaust outfit.

    • Here, have a stupid pun

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  • Thanks, stupid puns are the best!

    • Trick or Treat!

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  • This might be the scariest thing some people see this Halloween.

    • Trump Forgets His Own Lie By End of Rant — Says He’s Blowing Off Fraud Trial for Golf After Complaining ‘I Have to Be Here!’

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  • Don't speak ill of the dead.

    • [PW] Substitute teachers also get the short end

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  • FRACTIONS

    (ftfy)

    • Sharks are smooth.

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  • Even smuuther. I believe they're approaching the ideal frictionless surface.

    • Duckface is so outdated...

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  • So, horselips? Sure, why not.

    • Sharks are smooth.

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    • Hot tip

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  • Nothing can prevent goth girlfriend.

    • Hot tip

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  • It will also prevent mastitis from developing in your ankle.

    • Irulic

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  • Fuck hostile design.

    • Trying to make the best thing to be printed on velveteen and hung in a doublewide.

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  • Add more mountains and it could go with Coors Light too.

    Hmm, maybe a screaming chicken tattoo on the wizard?

    • Trying to make the best thing to be printed on velveteen and hung in a doublewide.

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  • What if the wizard had one red eye and half his face was metal? Wizard Terminator.

    And another wolf emerging from a pool of liquid metal.

    Or am I injecting the wrong vibe?

    • Would this work or just make people upset?

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  • This is just introvert porn. In theory could work but would never fly in the real world.

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  • Yeah, recovery is a bit slow for my liking, but I'm on the right trajectory. Thanks!

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  • Three weeks ago I had abdominal pain. I went to Emergency and was diagnosed with appendicitis, which had fully ruptured. I was transferred to another hospital in the same city, and had an operation that night. Due to complications I was in hospital for 8 days. The biggest expense during this entire time was the parking fees when my family came to visit. I left with a prescription, and no bill. Yes, some of our wait times are stupid long, but in this case I got what I needed promptly and was not rushed home until I was deemed ready.