Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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But boiling spoon pot water drip pot spoon water boiling???

Oh, Kevin's not until Episode VIII.

I'm gonna say it, Kevin's just an overhyped milk drinking guy that can't deal with a boring shift.

Granted, he was good enough to get into the Enterprise so he deserves some respect. And he DOES look good in a meme template.

The aspect where I posit how they have bellybuttons.

I never claimed they gained intelligence, only they they became differentiated from the wider population. What amount of differentiation is not specified.

The labour was 7 days long. After that He invented the epidural.

Not claiming this is evolution. Far from it, that would happen on a much longer timescale and not affect only 2 individuals. You're focusing on the wrong aspect of my theory.

Humanoids already existed (think slightly more advanced Neanderthal types). Adam and Eve were both of these, but they were changed (flash of inspiration, touch of God, random mutation, take your pick) effectively elevated them above that level. (God evolved his Pokemon. LOL) So, while they were "created" as many and woman, they had a standard mammalian birth, and thus each have a bellybutton.

Just a hypothesis, nothing more. Do with it as you will.

Surprisingly, no.

Gonna eat me a buncha peaches.

I have a theory, but I'm betting nobody truly wants to hear it.

DAMMIT NANA

Why would you want to ban Nana??

At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.

I would watch the FUCK out of that remake.

Come on AI, be able to generate full movies soon.

very display much scrolled by such upvotes wow

I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.

Left? Bleah.

Where's MadLads when you need it??

I'm even more impressed that he can do anything after being fully cooked himself.

Foxconn.

Unless aliens are robots, no.