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sirblastalot @ sirblastalot @ttrpg.network
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Starfleet may have a security problem

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  • Section 31 actually knows about all the infiltrators, but at least in early stages of their infiltration when they're trying not to arouse suspicion they end up doing a better job than the human admirals would have anyway, so they're allowed to do their thing.

    • All good, carry on.

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  • So in the days where every army was using black powder rifles, was everyone just boiling down gigantic amounts of shit all the time?

    • Sometimes winging it is the best strategy

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  • I'm sorry that the shambling wreckage of the rest of my life negatively impacted the thing I put together for your amusement.

    • And it isn't even just "Tim" or something this time!

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  • Same but for when I remember the name of my own npcs.

    • My dogs woke me up at 3 am this morning.

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  • Ya made me look bad!

    • That'd last a day, maybe two...

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  • Someone's about to get warcrimed

    • What is your business plan?

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  • 1 minute. Might be a lil slow for online poker, I wouldn't know, but it's not like I have to use it every hand either.

    • The sequel we never got

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  • No joke though, I would looooove to see a series about the adventures of Beverly Crusher, Captain of the Pasteur.

    • There's a reason I run vibe checks before DMing for people

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  • Honestly the bottom right is probably pretty fun to game with, and I think I am the bottom left.

    • What is your business plan?

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  • Use Augury to slightly improve my odds in online poker. My winnings are legal and legitimate, I don't have to leave the house so no one can tell I'm doing magic, and there's nothing to notice other than I'm unusually good at the game.

    EDIT: On second thought, online sports betting is a thing now. I'm changing my answer to that.

    • What is your business plan?

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  • then engage in superliminal advertising the next day.

    Superliminal

    • That Voyager is one clean burning starship though, I’ll tell you what.

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  • God I didn't even think of that. Instant army. Altho, for that matter, you could also just use a replicator to fabricate an instant army of killbots.

    • Learned from Kira

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  • Funnily enough, nazis WOULD really like it if you tolerated rape and pedophillia. You'll never guess why!

    • Which of your characters gets blorbod

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  • My players THINK my kobolds have an elaborate and well-developed society but actually eee he's just a lil guy omg lookit how cute he is

    • If Riker growing a beard made the show better, then keeping Data's would have been twice as good.

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  • Al Borlan from Tool Time

    • That Voyager is one clean burning starship though, I’ll tell you what.

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  • Most of the crew dies offscreen, they just keep duplicating them all the time.

    • The DMing method I employ

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  • Next quest is to go acquire supplies for an influx of refugees. Once players return with the supplies, they're directed to the refugee camp to deliver them, and it's all the surviving kobolds.

    • The perfect AC doesn't exist the AC

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  • Make a will save.

    • We need to remodulate the phasers

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  • Thank god for firefox!

    • That time in BG3 when I forgot to bring a dagger to that one forge

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  • "Shut up and help me carry these rotting baskets Wyll"

    Besides, are you even really an adventurer if you don't swipe the silverware?