Broadcom CEO tells VMWare workers to ‘get butt back to office’ after completing a $69 billion merger of the two companies
Is this little illuminati guy from some where special? With the hands and legs? Some show or something? Feel like I have seen that before.
Haha this is fantastic. Lemmy's shit posting Community is way too strong. This feels like it's too good to be a shitpost.
I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change?
Bonus points if you move to the sewers of your home town and cast your fist menacingly towards the voices coming from above, muttering "I will show you all..!" in a very flawed American accent
The messed up writing gives this one an actual flair of incomprehensible, eldritch horrors.. I like that with my current Sunday morning headache.
Police, arrest this person