shyguyblue @ shyguyblue @lemmy.world

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Food.

My dog of 14 years passed away in April, and i haven't really mourned him like i should. I keep having a recurring dream where he's alive, and I'm mad at everyone who said he was dead. I wasn't there in the end, life circumstances made me send him to my "parents" house, where he passed peacefully of natural causes.

I also have nightmares that feature my sperm-donor more often than I'd like.

Edit: I believe dreams are a window into the subconscious, but they aren't exactly reliable or "meaningful", other than a "huh, that was weird...".

Had my door taken off for playing my music too loud... Translation: We can't yell across the house for you to "come here".

Yes! I had the candy bar version, the Slvr.

It scratched that cyberpunk itch.

Just blocking you and moving on.

I can finally get rid of my Mega Bloks Enterprise D.

I could sometimes use real Legos with it, but quality control doesn't/ didn't seem to be a priority for Mega Bloks...

A page of text, two "your computer is compromised" fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree....

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the "no child left behind" bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, "why do people read".

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read...

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

Just turned 40 and have a Giggle Scape Purple Hippo next to me right now.

I stock shelves for a living. I can only thank the flying spaghetti monster that they don't use his face as a logo on that chocolate flavored drywall he sells as candy bars...

In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of "No Child Left Behind", so it was basically "memorize the answers to the test", instead of "actually learn the material"...

My parents served as an example of "what not to do".

I made a personal vow years ago, that i would never be what my dad was to me, to anybody else...

No worries, we all deal with stress in our own ways.

When i had to take my dog to the emergency vet, I got on discord and posted about ten Star Trek memes in under five minutes. One of the guys asked if I was ok, that's when i broke down and revealed the reason. I was basically looking for attention...

If you listen to this post closely, you can actually hear the fellatio.

"I can end it in a day"

Last time there was a tornader in Garland, lightning flashed and lit up the jade-green sky. My mother and brother stopped talking instantly, and we gathered the dogs in the Harry Potter room under the stairs.

'Nader didn't hit us, but it was still a shock to see the sky a color I've only seen in jewelry, or the random Pantone®© sample.

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a "Kobe Bryant memorial" ad, while playing on my switch... TF?!

I hope there is at least one human that has to listen to the filthy, angry, Klingon profanities I scream, while jerking myself raw to hard core, ball draining, homoerotic, gay porn....

Fair, don't even try playing on anything but normal speed :/