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RFK Jr. Touted as 'Unfit' After Rant About Lack of Autism in 'Older People': 'He Cannot Be This Stupid'

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  • Exactly. His frickin aunt was institutionalized and lobotomized for her intellectual disability.

    • Ruin a Band Name

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  • Colon Hay

    • Good News!

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  • I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it's a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

    • What is a creepy or weird fact that would scare even the bravest person?

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  • You can't leave us hanging, what's 1st place on your list?

    • Kyle Rittenhouse texts pledging to ‘murder’ shoplifters disillusion his ex-spokesperson

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  • The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

    • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement

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  • Also, fuck you too Megyn.

    • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement

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  • Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

    Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

    • JD Vance is the least liked VP nominee in decades, according to polls

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  • He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

    • Donald Trump speech shooting: Gunshots heard at president’s rally – latest news

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    • Kyiv children’s hospital hit as Russian missile attack kills at least 29 in Ukraine

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  • No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

    • Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward?

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  • Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

    Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

    • South Dakota governor, a potential Trump running mate, writes in new book about killing her dog

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  • "She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

    So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

    • What was a book so good that you have ReRead it?

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  • A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

    • Trump ordered to pay full $454 million fraud judgment, but can apply for loans during appeal

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  • Chump change for a genius billionaire.

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  • Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

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  • I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.

    I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

    • What's a great but uncommon comedy movie we should watch?

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  • Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds' first project together. It's not a straight up comedy but it's a very funny movie IMHO.