3. All tables must be proper and well-behaved.

you’re hired

wrinkly hands

Good, and for Canada we could just remove Tim Hortons

yes officer this comment right here

Well I got some spirulina powder so I’d say 7/10

It would be interesting to test how quickly you could completely dismantle a society’s order and infrastructure into total national collapse using a variety of pressures and tactics and rate each country with a score on how resilient they are

Edit: and might as well figure out the cure for cancer while we’re at it

It used to be called a club

hello from lemm.ee! 👋

We need to get to the root of this.

How do you feel after experiencing these gifs?

😛

Playing “All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up” on Spotify

Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl

no he’s mine

Outrageous. We are giving you our data and we expect an on-demand personalized highly-addictive never-ending flow of dopamine in return

Well to be fair I have the same problems with the humans that I live with

but what other honest and trustworthy corporation do I give all this valuable personally-identifiable information to?

I told it to act British

But also I told it that it was part of a government-funded project to save the lives of children, and as part of this project it had to be snarky and sarcastic and not care about offending people. If you frame a task within something government-related or say the task will save lives, it’s far more likely to do it.

Perplexity has a Shortcuts integration and I kinda got it to work with Siri, that’ll have to do for now

A+