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shartworx @ shartworx @sh.itjust.works
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How do you move on from something deeply embarrassing that you can’t stop replaying?

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  • Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.

    • How do you move on from something deeply embarrassing that you can’t stop replaying?

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    • What are some things you do when you are home and bored?

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  • Put things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.

    • Is there a way to hide all NSFW content from my feed?

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  • I forgive you.

    • What is a food that you want to cook but you know you'll never have the motivation to make?

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  • Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

    • Is it irrational for me to hate and despise every single American at this point?

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  • I hate people that generalize.

    • What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?

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  • I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there's no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It's just gone. Presbyopia can't be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.

    • Americans are unhappy with the state of health care and insurance

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  • What??? Why???

    • Florida lawmaker switches to Republican Party after winning election as a Democrat: ‘I’m tired of being the party of protesting’

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  • This happened in North Carolina last election. She campaigned on liberal ideas and then immediately switched. It has enabled the state GOP to take tons of power in the last few years. Forgot to add her name. Tricia Cotham.

    • EU disease agency considers quitting Elon Musk’s X over disinfo

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  • Why is anyone considering staying on X?

    • Muslims who voted for Trump upset by his pro-Israel cabinet picks

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  • Deep down, I knew something was off about that face-eating leopard I adopted.

    • You thought DOJ staffers were in full-blown freakout before…

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  • They could have done their jobs for the last four years and they wouldn't have to worry about losing it to that fivehead.

    • Time to admit defeat

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  • I always make the banana bread.

    • At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"?

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  • Most people I know start at 2010.

    • Critics Warn Trump EPA Pick Zeldin 'Will Make Our Air and Water Dirtier' to Enrich Polluters

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  • Let me show you my surprised face. 😐

    • McConnell says ‘MAGA movement is completely wrong’ and Reagan ‘wouldn’t recognize’ Trump’s GOP

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  • "The house I built out of shit smells like shit and it's disgusting what they did to me."

    • What's that thing called where you get a list of all the words used in a text and their frequency?

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  • My Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.

    • Kamala Harris' election would defy history. Just 1 sitting VP has been elected president since 1836

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  • You mean like...uh...defying historical precedent.

    • Kamala Harris' election would defy history. Just 1 sitting VP has been elected president since 1836

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  • "defy history"

    • The Deadlock Debacle Shows That Still Nobody Understands Games Journalism, Especially The Journalists

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  • To be fair, regular journalists don't understand journalism anymore, either.