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shalafi @ shalafi @lemmy.world
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What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

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  • OK, that seems smart. But why would it need updates? Been in IT 30-years, I get updates, but something that simple should have been hammered out before it left the factory.

    • Pitcher plants in Terra Nova, Newfoundland [OC]

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  • That far north?! I never saw them in the wild until I moved to Florida. That's blowing my mind, would have said it was impossible.

    • Donald Trump blasts "a lot of bullshit" from Putin

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  • Trump, and seemingly many commenters on lemmy, has yet to figure out that Putin can't stop this war. Russia's wartime economy would collapse overnight, even if all sanctions were instantly lifted. Just like Netanyahu, ending the war would be political, and likely literal, suicide.

    • Firefighters from Mexico join response efforts to catastrophic Texas floods

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  • 65% of that county (Bexar) voted for Biden. You were saying?

    • TIL the plastic wall plug, used in homes and construction worldwide, was invented by German engineer Artur Fischer in 1958. His simple nylon dowel forever changed how we hang, fix, and build.

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  • I need to learn how to use those properly. I always fuck it up.

    • Europeans, how far do you walk for groceries?

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  • American here. My nearest grocery store is 68x that far.

    • Therapy

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  • Work works for me. I need the structure or I get depressed. My job kept me sane when I was torn up by my first divorce.

    • What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

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  • Talking to a good friend 20 years ago, very smart guy, and he was thinking we already artificial gravity.

    • What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

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    • What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

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  • Fax is too simple to completely die.

    • Superior ping

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  • Voodoo! I had no idea.

    • They're doing this on purpose, right?

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  • I so admire your passion! Could I borrow a bit? Feeling pretty down.

    • My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased.

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  • kids these days

    I got bullied for not having Nike, Polo, Izod and Vans. That was over 4 decades ago.

    • My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased.

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  • I got shit on for not having Nike shoes, in the 70s.

    • What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot?

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  • My favorite all-time insult was laid upon me by my soon-to-be ex:

    "Well look at you! You ain't nothin'! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic and if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothin'!"

    Never had an insult shut me the fuck up, instantly. I mean, that really hit home.

    • Sacked Russian transport minister found dead in his car with gunshot wound

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  • Seems like the walls were closing in for this guy.

    • Grok, even in its manipulated state, continues to emphasize the facts. And that's hurting the feelings of a lot of Twitter users.

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  • Even if they sent them earlier, who is going to catch a warning at 2AM vs. 4:30AM?

    • is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal

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  • Right here. Maybe not full blown blue steel, but I get chubby if a woman's smell hits me right.

    • To land Meta’s massive $10 billion data center, Louisiana pulled out all the stops. Will it be worth it?

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  • All that destruction to provide a couple of hundred jobs. These dumbass politicians think Meta is bringing in a factory, like the old days.

    • Did a fir tree grow inside a Russian man's lung after he inhaled a fir tree seed, or was it a hoax?

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  • I loathe that woman's goddamned voice. I think she's trying to channel Barbara Walters. Second I hear it, off she goes because I know bullshit is coming into my ear canal.