Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they'll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I'm considering a new horror short.
These sorts of stories always make me wonder how much of our health is due to the fact that most simply don't work their ass off anymore. Read a great article in a 90's magazine where they proposed naming a new disease caused by sitting on our asses all the time. Fuck me. Most Westerners are fat, most can't move much and 30-somethings are bitching about back and knee pain. I'm 54, have emphysema, and my wife and small children can't physically keep up with me. They're fit to stroke out after walking a single mile.
The idea was that the human body evolved to work, and work fucking hard and long. Working my ass off at Lowe's solved 3 health issues for me. Caused 1 in my hands, but how much of that was due to working in an office for 20+ years?
Another book I read 30+ years ago was about our diet. They were clearly stumping for a vegan diet, vegetarian at worst. The upshot was that so many of Western health issues were caused by over-eating animal products. In one story, and African king came down with appendicitis and his people were scared shitless, because the disease was unknown in thier grain-staple culture. One thing that stuck with me was how Vietnamese cadavers showed far less plaque buildup in their arteries vs. American cadavers. (Same age, 19, Vietnam era data.)
Anyway, working hard and mostly eating plants can't really hurt, can it?
It's from people ditching home PCs for phones and tablets. That's it. End of story. There are no significant numbers of people switching to Linux. They simply went to no PC.
10-15 years ago I could have made an OK living fixing home computers. That time is long past.
Y'all missing the point. OP isn't asking when to stretch. The question is what kicks off the feeling. Pretty certain it has to do with blood flow, as that's the point of stretching.
Mixed feelings and I don't know jack about the character. Seems like another version of Iron Man, and since he was my favorite Marvel character, don't know if I'll like this. Trailer looks fantastic, just worried it'll turn out to be repackaged Tony Stark.
Good enough! You only need to discharge any static your currently (heh) carrying. Unless you're rolling around on the carpet in an arid room, you'll be fine.
When you shock yourself on a doorknob, notice how you don't get shocked again?
There was an old Piers Anthony series about a society where the masses, mostly slaves, went naked and only the owner class could wear clothes. The more clothes, the sexier.
I feel personally attacked.