sillyplasm @ sgbrain7 @lemm.ee

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2 yr. ago

oh shit :(

we got a badass over here lol

my stepmother tried to explain how the hymen works to me, but described it as a "stopper" instead of the ring of tissue it actually is. so, I wound up mutilating myself in an attempt to "break" it. having one or more sexually repressed religious people as legal guardians can lead to some gnarly results.

surprisingly, middle school sex ed taught me a bit more than you'd think it would, including how a condom is put on.

piano cover of a billie eilish song in my ass. okay

I'm glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I'd actually do really well with linux lmao

what ever happened to respecting your fellow humans and treating them as people?

that's actually a bit reassuring to know

good luck on that afghan!

thanks, I actually kinda remember ceiling cat now lol

ewwww, a paywall.

"his pronouns are they/them" type energy

finally, a meme I'm actually too young to understand! someone gimme lore pls

dude, I love creepypastas, long long long man AND scp

I don't blame you, friend. I can't wait until those bastards wind up with a taste of their own not-quite-medicine, yk?

as time goes on, the steam deck keeps getting increasingly tempting to me.

your birthday is the ides of march? sick 🤟

I'm beyond thrilled! can't wait to see some of my favorite communities spring up here.

not yet, but I feel like there inevitably will be a mushroom guy community with all of the folks migrating from reddit lol

glad to be here!

I wouldn't mind moving to canada since I'm really close to the border anyway. it would be like nothing happened almost