sarsaparilyptus @ sarsaparilyptus @lemmy.fmhy.ml

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This would be better than what they currently do, which is just upsetting. For example, let's make a water-type panda Pokémon:

1. cute blue panda cub
2. darker blue panda, slightly bigger and with longer limbs, with lame attempt at giving it "attitude"
3. somebody's blue panda fursona with abs, pecs, and a crotch bulge

or
3. somebody's blue panda fursona with Pixar mom hips and a bust with a fur tuft on it

In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle

Daily reminder of the "human pet" freak rant

He who does not pirate software steals from himself

It's The Guardian, they were probably paid to advertise for Threads

Maybe they'll start proofreading their comments too.

This comment is so idiotic that its least stupid explanation is that it's a false flag by a tankie to make their critics look like idiots.

Doesn't hurt that Dessalines got banned from reddit for posting Uyghur genocide apologetics. He wanted a safe space where that's cool.

Those taste simultaneously delicious and highly carcinogenic.

Because Lemmy hasn't been ruined quite yet

RIDF begone

The Android Open Source Project and all of its resources wouldn't go anywhere, it would just lose its biggest parasite.

Both of the people who ever bought the Bandai Wonderswan Color will be delighted to know the Golden Axe port is decent

Your reading comprehension is terrible. You need to calm down.

Don't be sanctimonious about your choice in cell phone, it's weird. Also, I'm typing this from a phone that has a headphone jack and a microSD slot

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The Game

This implies that Indiana is a land of fertile farmland and rich culture, which is an even more fantastical idea than Michgan moving to the mediterranean

You'll cowards don't even murder sapient AIs

The live-action Hobbit movies are the only movies that have a worse budget-to-quality ratio than Star Wars Episode II