Like…LMAO…let’s run some BMPs across this field.
“Sir, the field is mined, covered by anti tank weapons, and is zeroed in with artillery.”
Bro, trust me bro it’ll work bro.
(Verse 1)
In the underground, where the tunnels run deep,
There's a crew of hamsters, they don't get no sleep.
With their tiny masks and their paws so sly,
They're plottin' a heist, gonna reach for the sky.
(Chorus)
Hamster heist, in the dead of the night,
They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight.
Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect,
In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Verse 2)
They scoped out the bank, made a plan so cool,
Hamster in the getaway car, he's the wheelman, no fool.
The vault's their target, full of sunflower seeds,
These rodents mean business, fulfillin' their needs.
(Chorus)
Hamster heist, in the dead of the night,
They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight.
Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect,
In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Bridge)
They scurry and scamper, through vents they'll explore,
In the dark of the bank, they're gonna score.
With their pockets full of loot, they'll make their escape,
These hamster outlaws, there's no time to wait.
(Verse 3)
But the bank's alarm starts to ring out so loud,
And the security guards, they're joinin' the crowd.
The hamsters keep movin', they won't back down,
They've come too far now, they'll own this town.
(Chorus)
Hamster heist, in the dead of the night,
They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight.
Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect,
In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Outro)
In the end, they made it away with the dough,
Through tunnels and alleys, they continue to go.
Those hamster bandits, the legends they'll be,
In the annals of rodent crime history.
I just feel that the International Ass Wiping Authority guidance 27881 should be followed. By standing the cheeks close slightly, which what the hell, why would I want to wipe that. I do understand the white paper, “Stank Bowl finding 87712-b” outlined the wack idea of wiping over the nuclear blast you just left introduces some risk, but it’s not significant enough to stand up and introduce additional ass closing issues.
Back in the 90’s you could get a piss pic for a dollar.