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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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Take back the memes!

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  • Do you hear the people sing?
    Singing the songs of angry shitposts!

    • The essense of football

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  • Sometimes bounce on head.

    • A backdoor "for the good guys only" is simply not possible.

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  • Leaving a back door in is the same logic as leaving a key under a fake rock by your house.

    • The Ancestor Strikes Back

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  • Sure ChatGPT is powerful, but can it even interrupt your typing by saying, “Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Do you need help with that?”

    • Disconnected (2023)

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  • I’m glad Johnny Sins is breaking out into more dialog heavy roles.

    • metric rule

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  • Someone once told me it was 20 degrees Celsius out. I didn’t know if it was snowing, blazing, or if he was moving at 50 furlongs a minute.

    • Netflix confirms it is increasing subscription prices, again, after adding 8.8 million customers

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  • Choose your Netflix Adventure:

    • Old show you’ve seen three times already.
    • Crappy show you lose interest in after five minutes.
    • Browse for fifteen minutes until you give up.

    • Moss' cat.

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  • Mittens! Call in a danger close artillery strike on that position!
    (Disciplined meowing)
    COPY GRIFFIN 2-6. FIRE MISSION OUT.

    • That explains it!

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  • The defendant ate a supernova, became invincible, then music began to play rapidly as he massacred numerous turtles.

    • frog rule

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  • 4chin’s Peep the toad!

    • Wtf duolingo

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  • “Let’s practice”
    …Let’s fuckin NOT.

    • (Shouting intensifies)

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  • My cat will just walk into the room, meow as loud as possible and then give me the stink eye.

    • Choosing a distro is hard nowadays

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  • Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.

    • Let's try an experiment...

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  • How to electrify up the bedroom with lightning fingers (safe search OFF)

    • You gotta read that fine print, there's some wacky stuff in there

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  • I wonder if anyone has ever listed all the OSHA violations in this factory.

    • Mom plugs in the Flowbee

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  • Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

    • If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

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  • “Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

    • How many do you need?! sobs

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  • As a rule these pillows are never comfortable, overly expensive, and you can’t make forts out of them.

    • Wow that aging reversal is amazing

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  • Why are you here soldier?
    “I want to make a difference!”
    Why are you REALLY here soldier!?
    “…I want big ol tiddies.”
    Don’t you EVER forget that.

    • I swear I didn’t change anything

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  • “In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
    …haunted?
    (Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”