saltesc @ saltesc @lemmy.world

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So instead... You look at the situation in disbelief, cursing, complaining, scoffing. Then you see a comment line and realise it's your code from two years ago and you had the audacity to put your name to it like it might be a legacy worth preserving one day.

And Matel still hasn't released hoverboards

I think a lot of these could be grouped into a handful of now well known terminal illnesses.

But not the wolves.

Could well have been the opening phases of using canines to early detect illnesses. Just a few understandable methodology kinks in the early days.

The puns are getting Messier.

hopeful-weirdo just needs to be told to consider what increasing by 500% means and it'll click.

Someone vomitted to death. I'd probably rather the cancer and wolf combo.

Well someone's never had their Jimmy in a duck's mouth. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I think you've made that clear lol

Bypassing school restrictions became a hobby. By school's end I was more than ready to get free internet in my dorm at uni because I wasn't going to pay them a cent more.

Literally, an entire generation working together to overcome tech restrictions/problems and sharing it around.

NATO would allow the US to go home; it's more than strong enough. Though the US power would certainly be missed, especially since it was partly their idea to have friends against common enemies and stay safe.

The rules exist for very good reasons and are the cornerstones of what ensures NATO is a peace-keeping.defenaive pact, not a biased empirical-style alliance. Also, keep in mind that all countries of NATO are free to involve themselves in the Ukrainian War, they just cannot do so under the NATO banner. And if their homelands are attacked in retaliation, NATO will be less oblige as they fundamentally are anti-aggressor.

If Trump left NATO, the US actions will be remembered and it's unlikely they'd get back in with the same powers.

I grew up around APAC and didn't realise how lame Batman was until I found out American bats are like little miniature rodent wannabe bats.

Yeah. It sounds more like he could be Ant-Man and is able to pick up on the trails. If he can communicate with them by twreking his butt into the ground, I'm convinced.

All it took to get Andretti in was for Andretti to step aside. F1 still thought either under Mario or Michael, Andretti wasn't as synonymous with F1 as American luxury sedans and SUVs.

I guess he'll still play a big role.

No, no. It's definitely about "getting fucked" as SnotFlickerman succinctly put it. It's just users getting ravaged by corporations so hard they don't notice care—or something.

Seems it's been investigated enough and no surprises, the numbers are off and allegations based on no evidence.

Remember when there was a bunch of idiots from the red camp, all bent on the idea Biden stole the election? Well, it's that and the blue camp has idiots too. This is something we'll have to get used to now, a bunch of idiots from X claiming Y stole the election.

There are many buttons on my microwave. I have paid no attention to any of them but I know hitting the one at the bottom-right makes numbers go up by 30s per boop, while food go warm.

My microwave popcorn recipe is:

1. Put in
2. Boop liberally so you know it's over 5 mins, probably 4–5 days
3. When popcorn pops average about one every 3s, start counting to five
4. If you reach five, serve

Winners don't use Lemmy, but guy probably gets a slightly elevated self-esteem from a select few circles.

Oooh. I thought it was a plunger and my guy's just got a hell of a swing.

That'd be a great game. The entire neighbourhood is warfare. Cubby building, better sticks make for better guns, gotta make alliances with the right street, and make sure the kid with the fancy bike is on your side.

"Sir, we only have 20 mins to capture the park fort! I gotta go for dinner..."

since I as an European aren't affected that much by it.