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  • My wife said, the soup I made has too little texture. The next one I made was basically 2 giant whole potatoes in hot water.

  • That wasn't so bad. I'm just 3 years older than that child actor that still can grow no real beard. To speak with Doc Holliday: Me? I'm in my prime.

  • I took a blue sharpie on my white LED - voilà

  • That describes pretty much my Monday

  • I thought of him more like a 3-pug-problem

  • Send Location

  • Manure

  • Baby blue lips, ruby red eyes, 's name's Russel.

  • Hm. I guess I have to get out the 'ol hose and canister again.

  • The price you pay. Advice? Here's one: Only take, what grew into the sun - or at least in the wilderness. From experience and many observations.

  • I'm overweight, not especially healthy, and even back in the day when I was dirt poor and on heroin (I'm good now, for 17 years, thanks) I never ate that shit. It just made me miserable every time and my stomach was never full. Even simple sugar cubes were a better short term solution back then, used to put 12 in my coffee.

  • Bspwm? dwm? What about my favorites??

  • Elon? That's you?

  • That's the only thing you can do with this absolute shite of a sudo-liquor. Even at "Jägermeister", the company in Wolfenbüttel, they kinda laugh about how many people are drinking their product.

  • BS! I found my used particle accelerator for under 100 bucks on Craigslist. I'm sending nano scale black holes over to my asshole neighbor since.

  • "Coming Out" from the artist "Taco Bell"