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  • Lets take this one step further.

    The aliens land and they turn out to be these god like creatures with the ability to twist and distort reality at will. They send you here as a baby but you fell on your head when you tried to climb out of your capsule Goku style.

    Turns out you regained your powers unknowingly and your anxiety kept fucking this world up step by step, culminating in what happened the last decade. Instead of ending everything in a couple of weeks, you turned Earth into a joke of a depressing hell.

  • Tankie angle: Any nation that becomes wealthy has the issue of declining birth rates. Putin is just soooooooooo great of a leader, he made every single Russian a trillionaire over night. Everything is better under Putin. Why can’t you see the objective truth? Russia is better than any other nation. That’s why I live in Europe and never intend to return. I don’t see the problem here. Banned for being a reactionary pig. Give money to me.

  • There is no evidence that Guillemot or Deraine were directly involved in sexual harassment or bullying at the company, they are being accused of complicity.

    Which has been said from the very beginning. They didn’t do it themselves, but they knew of it and didn’t do jack to stop it.

  • You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.

    If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.

  • Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

  • Brekkie

    Jump
  • Lil Mustard G

  • 18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.

  • You don’t go to Reddit to promote anything. All you do is promoting stuff to bots.

    Anyway, what’s your game?

  • Grond has a cock?! This can’t be true? I would have spotted that thing in the last 20 years?

  • Yeah, prices went up and the quality went down. The best thing to do is stop buying there. As multiple people already pointed out, you can get a lot more and better food for 25 bucks.

    The fast food chains forgot that they aren’t actual restaurants. The customers have to remind them. Aaaaaaaand that’s the problem.

  • We have to put an end to this madness.

  • Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.

  • It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.

  • Death Sticks. Not even once.

  • I can’t think of a more psychotic community that could be more fitting.

    Only surprised it hasn’t been done before.

  • I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

    Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.