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  • They try anything to prevent me from propelling myself over the Antarctic ice wall.

  • They would be declared a terrorist organisation immediately and every member would die from a stray bullet fired from a police gun across the street in a raid on a false address county.

  • Congratulations! This is officially Lemmys first and very own Leave Britney alone! moment.

    Edit: With the only difference being, that person was right. You’re not.

  • Probably something like topfenschnarkel.

  • Be a 10 on the be gay do crime scale.

  • I would 100% bank on the Russians being mind bogglingly sloppy and do exactly that. If you break the bridge completely the Russian forces could switch to the more costly air transport. But the uncertainty with the bridge might fool them long enough to become a timeless meme itself.

  • I see Red Alert 2 reference.

    I smile.

    I upvote.

    1. But why tho?
  • This mindset you just described “Everyone is against us because they fear us” is a recurring theme with that one uncle who isn’t invited to Christmas parties anymore. It is horrifyingly common.

  • What I get from this:

    This AI generated Ukrainian attack has been coordinated by the Finns and the general responsible for security should be executed. Also nobody cares.

    Wow.

  • There is no one around me. They are all behind me.

    Yes I am a BMW driver. How could you tell?

  • I do the same with garlic. Usually two or three times of what the recipe says.

    There is not a single reason in the world not to do so.

  • Gonna act like I’m not an agent of Slaanesh. Go Xenos! ❤️

  • Normally I would ask: What was he thinking?!

    But he’s a Nazi. So, yeah. Probably nothing much.

  • “We’ll be better at it if we’re friends than if we’re just tolerating one another…. I’m just here (in Ottawa) to say thank you, and then to encourage Canadians to take another look and give us another chance.”

    You can’t talk about making Canada into the 51st state and then cry for another chance. As far as I’m aware, most Canadians have a backbone. A concept utterly alien to conservatives.

  • You should not visit the asian ass porn bot site formally known as reddit anyway.

    You are always welcome to shitpost here.

  • Lets take this one step further.

    The aliens land and they turn out to be these god like creatures with the ability to twist and distort reality at will. They send you here as a baby but you fell on your head when you tried to climb out of your capsule Goku style.

    Turns out you regained your powers unknowingly and your anxiety kept fucking this world up step by step, culminating in what happened the last decade. Instead of ending everything in a couple of weeks, you turned Earth into a joke of a depressing hell.