It's just amazing how ingrained the Nazis were(and likely still are though I haven't been there in years) in Orange country. I remember I went to a restaurant in San Clemente in the early 00s as an East Coast anti racist skinhead. The Nazis thought I was one of theirs. Some server chick had to show me her Himmler tattoo. Whole place is lousy with them. Where the old troma flick surf Nazis must die premise came from. Never experienced anything like that outside of orange county.
And it's not like it was even new in the 80s. This is from the 60s.
Wear a cup. Dual purpose of preventing nut shots. Or just get a codpiece if you want to be fancy. Hose and a codpiece will come back in fashion eventually.
More like creating unintelligible alarms on your appliances so they just make noise at you without conveying any information unless you dedicate yourself to esoteric study of their language. Gonk droids are walking IV pump noises.
GONK
Critical error and about to explode? GONK. Just saying hello? GONK. In the real world we sometimes joke these appliances are just insecure and want attention sometimes but here it might be a real factor.
Currently my strategy is to attempt to fold my legs under the seat and essentially kneel because it's not physically possible for my thighs to fit. Between kneeling and praying to the God of capitalism to not give me a dvt vs crouching like the subhuman ogre I am: I'll crouch.