He's mad because voting for a third party in our electoral system is effectively a vote for the party most opposed to your interests, particularly if you're registering a "protest vote" against the party most aligned with your interests. It's not our fault it's just the system.
Yep. This is due to variations in the gravitational magnitude at any point from the earth, moon, sun, and other bodies, as well as the periodicity of the earth/moon/sun rotations interacting with friction (between the sea and the sea, the sea and the atmosphere, and the sea and the lithosphere), and creating a giant standing wave (which is constantly changing, like an instrument or a musical composition) of ocean water all over the earth. This doesn't even take into account atmospheric pressure and water temperature/viscosity variations. The earth is a complex system with waves upon waves upon waves of interacting coupled oscillations all interfering with each other. Whoa 😳
You talk to your mother with that mouth? Jeez you must be a real treat