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rocketpoweredredneck @ rocketpoweredredneck @sh.itjust.works
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If I fits, I sits

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  • Your little baby hands can barely even hold that 5.56, those 308s look enormous

    • What was the worst hotel you ever stayed at?

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  • I was driving to Phoenix for work and stopped in a roadside motel about 45 minutes east of El Paso. It was like this. One table, one lamp, one chair, one bed, one hole in the wall to my coworkers room, and a cup of coffee in the lobby. I wasn't mad at 30 bucks for the night.

    • Now That I Think Of It...

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  • As a former Eve Online no lifer I could only honk to this sign if it was more specific.

    • Oh goddammit

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  • The big one that I can't get to work is Star Citizen (I know, I know) but there's a some Steam games like Deep Rock Galactic (might be the fact that its multiplayer) that just immediately crash or only run a few minutes then crash like Avowed (may just be avowed doing avowed things)

    • Oh goddammit

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  • My TPM is off, it still bugs me about updating to windows 11. Thats okay I've been dual booting bazzite and really only use windows for a couple of games that I havent figured out how to get running yet

    • Undertale will be 10 years old in 3 months

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    • Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • Nope, as soon as one man calls another a bitch, the one that got called a bitch is required to fuck the other one to assert his dominance. It's the only way to be a real man.

    • Every night...

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  • Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!

    • Corporate calls are full of energy vampires

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  • I've got a coworker that used to say this all the time, until I started singing 'bye bye bye' every time he said it

    • I remember a time when 1986 was only a few selections down.

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  • Y'all should just rename your country to Greated Kingland and make life easier for everyone

    • I remember a time when 1986 was only a few selections down.

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  • Huh, my grandad was right, there is an upside to every situation!

    • Is it more or less humane?

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  • Ranges aren't all that long inside a house generally, so I wouldn't worry about effective range.

    • So now I need a #fediverse based #linkedin alternative urgently

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  • Complete non-sequitur, but that is a hell of a screen name you got there

    • How they edited SURGE on Even Stevens

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    • "You should probably just throw it away"

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  • I want steamOS too, but Ive been dual booting bazzite for a couple of weeks and I love it.

    • "You should probably just throw it away"

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  • Get that dual boot going, you can learn now and switch later.

    • What is a Air Superiority Fighter?

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  • Not taking off is one of the specific problems they had

    • "Eat the rich" is verboten

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  • That sounds more like a sexy time activity than a parasite cleansing activity

    • (whispers) Closer, come closer.

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  • The blood draw I understand, and what with having cancer for 12 years, you'd think I'd be used to it by now. I'm turned as far away as I can get, tense from head to toe, and on the verge of tears up until the needles back out of me. As soon as it is, I'm fine. Had a phlebotomist that I wound up getting my blood drawn a bunch who told me I was her best worst patient, she always thought I was about to start fighting, but she made sure to get my paperwork every time I was in.

    • A girl and her theropod

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  • You'd think her parents would get rid of it after it clearly ripped her face off once before.