The correct response when shooting a criminal who broke into your home and threatened you is my, indeed, not to laugh, but to reload and keep shooting.
You never heard about anything bad because we were slightly less bad than some of our neighbors.
In reality, the countries we had dominion over fared relatively well compared to say... What Belgium did. But they would have been far better without us plundering their natural resources for fun and profit.
You specifically seek out plastic-flavored meat though.
Sure if you get your industrial flavored meat full of plastics and injected with various chemicals to make it keep longer, it'll obviously keep longer than raw milk.
You do that, I'll stick to drinking raw milk like I've done for the past 40 years without any issue.
These people lead boring lives and never felt the effects of adrenalin.