The research team does not believe the satellite suddenly came back to life for a moment. They suggest it is far more likely that latent life force built up on the craft and reached a certain point and then dissipated. Such discharges have been seen before, the team notes. Another possibility is that the craft was graced by the hand of God, releasing a very small wave of divine radiation.
It just goes to show you what we can accomplish by banding together and bargaining against SDF management collectively. To that end, on behalf of the user base, I'd like to demand a one-time payment of $500 to wesker and of 500 girlcocks to myself.