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phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml
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We cater any event!

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  • Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

    • poll rule

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  • Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

    • Minimum !

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  • Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

    • Retirement Twist: Gabe Newell Bundles Company in the Valve Complete Pack and Sells It to an Unsuspecting Gamer

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  • Unsuspecting? I'm pretty sure it's on my wishlist...

    • And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt.

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  • Can't tell if that's Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe...

    • Curation services

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  • Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!

    • This is real rule.

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  • Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?

    • Circle of Rule

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    • I need to wake up early

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  • Rise and shine where the sun don't shine...

    • Most celebrities are awful people

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  • That's why we've forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can't lose him too

    • No mother, it's just the northern lights

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  • Why's it smell like steamed hams?

    • What do you think of the term "short king" as a term that's supposed to champion body positivity for men?

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  • I'm 5'4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don't normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don't need encouragement in that case... just a ladder.

    • Mistakes were made. And will be again.

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  • Have you tried eating around the lactose?

    • “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

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  • Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential...

    • some tend to be driven to madness by cuteness

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  • You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter

    • The second matchup of the tournament

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  • Isn't that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?

    • Comcast to Launch Peacock, Netflix and Apple TV+ Bundle at a ‘Vastly Reduced Price’

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  • There's something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again...

    • take it easy now, we don't need any rush hour rambos!

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  • Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there's a hole in my foot...

    • Hey Evolution! You know that involuntary flinch I do when I think of embarrassing things in my past, sometimes accompanied by a groan?

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  • I already know what I did wrong, I said "thanks, you too" when the person at the concessions said "enjoy the movie". Doesn't mean I'm not gonna cringe...

    • Destroying friendship

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  • Even better would be to remap their keyboard's semicolon key to that symbol