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phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml
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All my real Americans from US State stand up!

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  • I'll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

    • TIL Earthworms aren't native to the northern United States; they are a recent invasive species which does significant damage to boreal forests

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  • The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving... to save the trees...

    • Should we tell him?

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  • Sounds like she's trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that's wife material!

    • Tennis Power

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  • Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn't seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to...

    • Candyman, Candyman, candy nope

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  • Quick, somebody call Dr. Bees!

    • Utah cat found in California after accidentally shipped in Amazon box

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  • How many meowing boxes does Amazon normally ship that this would go unnoticed?

    • Hello there!

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  • The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there's clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory...

    • A shadow of his former self

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  • I kinda agree with it from an ease of printing perspective and easy perception from a distance, but they completely changed the proportions and got rid of the contrasting dark blue/red color-scheme that would catch people's eyes. Looking at them side by side I'm still not convinced they're even the same company, and that's a failure for brand recognition in my mind which is the only reason logos even exist.

    • You have a visitor

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  • Takes one to know one! gottem!

    • A broken man

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  • Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default...

    • Take a break, girl!

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  • Didn't know that lofi stood for low-fitness...

    • Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100

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  • I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

    • Least Favorite IDE ngl

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  • That's the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don't need to unplug your computer, you can run "sudo reboot" from within vim just fine!

    • Quite a talent

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  • If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... is it automatically deadly?

    • Shower Thought

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  • Why else would they turn green when exposed to water?

    • Shower Thought

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  • I thought it was because the money trees were all chopped down... If you need spare change, I've been burying pennies wherever I could.

    • Would you think of words that you don't know, ending with "phile" as something sexual (or negative)?

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  • I would understand that it just means a connoisseur of something, but you could always change the spelling to "file" to make it more digital-y and even less associated with problematic obsessions.

    • A celebration of survival

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  • Exactly, unlike hot air balloons (R.I.P. Moody's Mom)

    • People who are heavily against swearing are annoying...

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  • Swearing casually is fine, but I try not to swear around my bosses or my family. That way when I'm pissed off it's that much more unsettling for them.

    • My go-to formula

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  • I'm ending with three exclamation points because I know what you did...