According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found... Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone... So it's more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!
Obviously, some random creep who convinced you to let them look on your kids phone for their "safety" is. Some things should just be left up to the parent...
Damn, okay, but if you also die of embarrassment from doing something so stupid... That would be 4 times... So it would all cancel out since it's an even number! Booyah!
Do you work for a tv manufacturer's marketing department? Please make a thicker model with decent built in speakers and buttons that I don't have to feel around for!
Edit: Also, please no smart features, they age poorly. I can provide my own...
Yeah, honestly sounds like something you'd try when you have no shame. Not that I'm judging, just there's a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that...
I'm the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.
Is it wrong for me to say that the pessimism with a side of alcohol is the most British you could possibly describe being merry?