phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml

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Well yeah, 5 out of 11 people resigned after they were initially being disbanded and then told nevermind? Not surprising. Doesn't matter how you feel about the police, that's not job security anyone would want to stick around for.

And this is why I'm on a strictly vegetarian diet. All of my meat is grass fed.

Why am I getting Bobobo vibes? There better not be an epic battle of ass hair vs pubic hair happening just outside...

If everyone sucks at driving, odds are that you do too (I'm not excluding myself from this). Most people just don't realize it. But yes some people are more stupid than others...

Oh no! How TERRIBLE! 😏🍿

Missed opportunity to make that a gif that moves slightly...

Thanks! You're hot too, dawg!

Pretty sure Bugs Bunny was from Mars, not the moon. Otherwise how would he have met Marvin?

Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you're really lucky you might live to 100... That's (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)... You only have a 27% chance of dying this way... Honestly didn't expect it to be that high.

30% of Americans that were willing to take the survey... So the most enthusiastic voters...

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I've come to call them the leaping gnu/years

Yeah, but "Queen Slayer" has some regicidal connotations...

Thanks for believing in me, I'm gonna be the comfiest cat burglar!

Okay, I've found my new year's resolution... To either be that comfy or steal that cat!

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

Chef Boyardeez arms tired from opening all those cans...

He didn't rename Santa to S∆NT∆?

Yeah, but not too well. Don't want them sleeping over on my tongue...

That would be if that temperature was in Celsius, luckily it's freedom units...

Who told you to add a job to your root crontab? Vim was just protecting you from yourself