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phoenixarise @ phoenixarise @lemmy.world
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The Harbinger of the Dystopia

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  • Hahah the fuck off oranges. I’ll never see them differently now. 😂

    • Bill Ackman pledges to bankroll any NYC mayoral candidate capable of defeating Zohran Mamdani

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  • People of NYC: your vote is far more powerful than this dude throwing his lunch money at the opposition.

    • Washington cherry growers struggle to find pickers

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  • Why don’t they find a MAGAt, they love cherry picking.

    • Should i stay in lemmy or move to piefed?

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  • Thank you!

    • Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?

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  • lol oh really? That’s interesting. 😂

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • I can see the powers that be plotting an assassination. A rational, kind leader that doesn’t allow corporate greed? Can’t have that!

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Oh I can see it now. “I voted for you! Why won’t you return my DMs?!”

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Lisa Simpson

    • Is ignoring your anxiety unhealthy?

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  • Very. If you’re not careful, it will take over and destroy you.

    • Is there an easy way to remotely monitor another person's pulse?

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  • Don’t use your thumb to check a pulse, you’ll mistake your own pulse for theirs.

    ETA: Doh, you said different rooms. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Well I’ll still leave this somewhat helpful advice here.

    • Should i stay in lemmy or move to piefed?

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  • If you use Mlem can you do both?

    • Actually right leaning communities?

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  • You can try Xitter.

    • You're old, but are you excited-to-buy-a-new-rug old?

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  • I had an insane work week, and I finally got to sleep in a little today. When I tell you I felt like my 8-year-old self going to Disney 😂

    • Americans that are in the armed forces, What is the current feeling inside it?

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  • If that’s the case, then we should shun these traitors.

    • Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?

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  • I haven’t tried pineapple on a burger, but I wouldn’t rule it out. I think Ray Kroc wanted to introduce something called the “Hula Burger” at McDonalds.

    • Anyone actually say during an interview that the reason they want the job was because they need money?

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  • Yeah when I was 15. 😂 The manager suddenly got huffy. The interview was at Target, so no big loss.

    • What California governor Newsom said after an Alabama senator called LA ‘a third world country’

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  • I’ve been to both states, and California comes waaaaaaaay out on top. Alabama is a rural shithole.

    • Judge dismisses Justin Baldoni's $400m countersuit against Blake Lively

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  • I don’t follow or care about this case, but “loser” is kind of mean.

    • Distinguished

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  • Gorgeous eyes!!

    • 'Duck Dynasty' patriarch and conservative cultural icon Phil Robertson dies

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  • Finally, the rot returns to the ground where it belongs.

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    I apparently "threatened violence" for sharing a story about J6 criminals.