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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

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  • I think a swarm of antelopes sounds incredibly terrifying:

    Just a mass hooves, fur, and antlers; can't tell where one ends and the next begins; roaming across the land, leaving only destruction in its wake...

    • Pissebed

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  • They were Potato Bugs or Ball Bugs for me as a kid, until I heard Roly-poly from a kid at summer camp.

    • Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages

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  • Because I've seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.

    • Who did this 😂😂😂

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  • A:

    • Not like anyone wants to shoot up in the bathroom

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  • Got it; Unsupervised Homeless + Safe Space = Thunderdome.

    This is a problem?

    (/s, but the unethical part of me...)

    • Musk blasts Trump: 'Without me, Trump would have lost'

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  • The first question I want him to answer is "Do you swear or affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

    • Trump official who shut down counter-Russia agency has links to Kremlin

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  • She still sounds illegal...

    Papers, please!

    • Trump Bars People From 12 Countries From Entering U.S.: Live Updates

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  • They'll just revoke her citizenship, then come and arrest you for knowing her...

    • TIL about Marco Siffredi who died trying to snowboard down Everest

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  • Popsicle.

    All the skaters just cringed, lol.

    • TIL about Marco Siffredi who died trying to snowboard down Everest

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  • I see you've met my ex...

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Arnold stays human, but the metal parts of the Terminator stay Muppet

    • what is north?

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  • "off the coast of" is the phrasing I would have used. I've honestly never heard of the Weddell sea until just now.

    • what is north?

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  • People have been talking shit about microplastic contamination for a while now...

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Inglorious Basterds with Nazi muppets...

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • I was going to say Star Wars, but OG Trilogy only, and keep Darth Vader.

    The reveal would be glorious!

    • Is it possible to play Final Fantasy Tactics on Steam Deck?

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  • Have you traveled into the realm of min/maxer paradise, Disgaea? I've been staying away recently, but I still get the itch every once in a while...

    • What is this thing?

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  • Sounds to me like your desk is possibly antique & made out of actual wood, like oak or mahogany, instead of the glue and sawdust particle board modern furniture is made out of.

    The old stuff was meant to be handed down for generations, the new stuff falls apart when you rearrange the room.

    Congratulations! Don't paint it weird colors and check once in a while that all the screws are tight because you will never find matching hardware to replace it.

    • What’s an unspoken rule that absolutely everyone should know, but most people clearly don’t?

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  • One day I'm going to get the cops called on me for screaming like a maniac at the people hosting an impromptu reunion in front of the item I'm trying to get at the store.

    We all know that Suzanne doesn't care how little Timmy is doing, and you're really not going out for coffee sometime or getting all the kids together for a playdate.

    You get a polite "excuse me", a less polite one, a "I'm trying to get to the [whatever]", a 3 second soul-piercing glare, then the hamster falls off the wheel and the demons get released.

    • Maybe a little evil

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  • If cats could vote, they wouldn't, which is definitely evil.

    • Had a take about Supergiant Games that recieved a lot of pushback fromy two longest running best friends.

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  • I play a lot of roguelikes because I rarely have the time for a multiple hour gaming session anymore, and I can get a complete start to finish game in with a roguelike in 30-60 minutes. I think that may be part of the popularity.

    I've played all the ones you mentioned, my recent vices are Magicraft & Star Vader's, both on steam. Slay the Spire & The Binding of Isaac are two I always come back to during my "what should I play?" moments.