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  • I got banned from the Pallet Jack Racing League™ at my old warehouse job for being too good at drifting.

    I invoked the rule of 2 and started training an apprentice, but then the fun police told us it was an "OSHA violation" and someone was going to get hurt so we had to stop racing.

    Disputes were still settled by jousting on them with dustmop lances, though.

  • They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

    If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

  • I got myself one of those 100 sqft blankets and now instead of waking up with my blanket only covering one kneecap I have to swim my way out of Narnia.

    10/10, highly recommend.