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Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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  • I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.

    • Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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    • Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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  • Yes, you agreed to the Terms of Service (aka Social Contract). For people in the USA, that includes the 4th amendment, which explicitly allows law enforcement (living or semi-living) to enter with a warrant. Therefore you have granted permission to enter.

    If they don't have a warrant, or if they messed up the paperwork somehow, then they burst into flame.

    • Mahmoud Khalil ordered released by federal judge

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  • So he's actually being released, right?

    And all the other people abducted without a trial?

    • Hell Yeah

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  • 🙀 Quite right, my mistake.

    • Hell Yeah

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  • "Yours" should not have an apostrophe.

    • 700 troops have been mobilized to help ICE in raids in Florida, Louisiana and Texas

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  • Remember when we had the Posse Comitatus Act? The law that makes doing this unambiguously illegal?

    • Protester shot in the eye with rubber bullet during 'No Kings Day' rally in downtown Los Angeles

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  • Why steal things that you can buy for $5?

    • Trump’s Military Parade Gives Shoutouts To Corporate Donors: ‘Special Thanks To Our Sponsor – Coinbase’

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  • Other exchanges? No idea, sorry. I never held much; I just sold everything and transferred it back to my regular bank account.

    • Trump’s Military Parade Gives Shoutouts To Corporate Donors: ‘Special Thanks To Our Sponsor – Coinbase’

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  • The moment I saw the banners on that stage, I started the process of closing my Coinbase account. Those corrupt fuckers can rot.

    • Naughty rats get the tube

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    • White House responds to California city terminating contract with ICE

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    • Someone wake up sutton, a new submarine class just dropped

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    • Donald Trump doubles US steel and aluminium tariffs to 50%

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  • It's basically gambling. Trump has lots of experience driving his casinos into bankruptcy.

    • Dredd Sheeran

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  • I AM THE LAW!

    • That's how i like it

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  • Look at all those beautiful pixels and crisp text. 10/10.

    • That's how i like it

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  • Needs more JPEG

    • A Judge Accepted AI Video Testimony From a Dead Man

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  • This is basically "Weekend at Bernie's", using the likeness of a dead man as a puppet.

    • Weeeeeeeeee!

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    • I bet it's an engineering marvel though.

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  • The Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

    The Bagger 288 wreaks total utter devastation.

    The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind.

    This mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation.