You can cut them just like they are on the table - lop off the outer 1/3 of both the two as they sit. Two people each get 2/3 of an apple including the core, and one person gets two 1/3 apple slices.
But yes, it wants you to suggest killing one of the kids for sure. :)
I realize I'm making some optimistic assumptions about the durability of our election apparatus, but if we can't get a shift in power at the midterms I suspect the fascist in chief will accelerate his rate of attacks on freedoms and it won't be long after that. I predict we make it no later than slightly past the midterms before hitting that point unless there's a big shift on the congressional side of things.
Not so much because I think people will take to the streets with that in mind, by the way, but because tensions will be so high that somebody somewhere is going to make just the wrong mistake, some people are going to die or get badly hurt, and it's going to set things off from there.
In the US, we'd use it only to further exploit animals and further enrich the 1%.
Corporate America will immediately determine and then monetize all their needs. In a generation we'll have cats paying for enough mice to get them through the week with the last of their earnings from the previous 2 weeks of catching hundreds of mice for their employers.
Then there will be a Republican-led effort to get people to stop spaying and neutering them, so the 1% will always be assured there are enough hungry cats to keep the folks at the top wealthy.
Edit: Sounds fucking ridiculous that anyone would voluntarily create or work within such a system doesn't it?
This won't matter at all because there is no one who is willing to believe Trump is a piece of shit who didn't already know he's a piece of shit.
He can literally do whatever he wants because the folks standing by him at this point would suck off the devil himself if they could be sure Dems stayed out of power, women stay barefoot and pregnant, and minorities and queer folk would get hurt along the way. The folks who want him gone are quite clearly not capable of doing anything that will get him out of power anyhow.
The best thing we can all do right now is send McDonald's gift cards to the white house and keep cheering on Team Arteriosclerosis.
She died a traitor and her family is getting rewarded for it. Awesome.
GOP will want a statue of her in front of the Capitol.
I can see it now, the ultimate maga monument - Ashli Babbit 69'ing with Kyle Rittenhouse while Derek Chauvin kneels on the neck of a faceless black man next to them, jerking himself off. Behind him will be a banner bearing this quote from David Grossman: "They all say, 'The best sex I've had in months.'"
I don't feel it's substantially changed, you've just added more detail. You don't need to care about my opinion though, and I'm not suggesting you should; I'm just sharing how I see it.
I just think it doesn't matter. We live in an economy designed to suck every possible penny from every person and pay them the least amount it possibly can, to ensure the enrichment of the 1%
Someone wants to keep a few more bucks in their pocket rather than spend more in some principled stance that will change absolutely nothing anyhow, I'm not going to judge them for it. Life fucking sucks for just about everyone in the US right now, to varying degrees. On the list of things I might judge my fellow man for, that seems ludicrously privileged and self centered.
You don't get to decide who is poor enough for it to be "OK" for them to buy the cheap tier. I mean, sure, you do get to have that opinion of course, but man I'm sorry I think you are really kind of a jerk to have this attitude.
Please forgive my crude approximation of an overhead view of the apples and knife.😁
Edited to add the stem area of the apples for greater clarity.