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  • TESLA DETECTED

    FOX-2

  • I don't know what that is, but no, I don't think so

  • Was expecting the Goodyear blimp

  • Affirmative. Target acquisition followed by immediate vectoring to intercept, utilizing direct path with max velocity. No countermeasures known to be effective. Once the engagement sequence initiates, surrender of cheese assets is the only viable COA

  • I'll be serious for a sec to dispell any misconceptions here about our community. NCD is not anti US military. We're sad that lockmart is suffering because of shitty policy, but we're excited for the rise of European, Japanese, Australian MICs.

  • sexy elf ears

  • Shout out to Sine_Fine_Belli who originally posted this over on R*ddit

  • BWOOP BWOOP (Pipe warp sound effect)

    🎵 Doo-doo-doo
    🎵 Doo-doo-doo

    World 1-2

  • Anoint the CIWS in WD-40 and the blood of the unworthy, and the Machine Spirit shall awaken

  • Not one step back? Not one atom spared.

  • Bruh, the next time yall type out this many paragraphs in NCD ya better be drunk ranting about plane bussy I swear to gob.

    Now I'm all sad and sore. Thought I was reading fanfic the whole time waiting for the good part. Now everything's all chaffed and raw. Thanks a lot 😩

  • The AI knows something

  • bruh I was just tryna catch some cod and now there’s a Cybertruck high-centered on a wet rock and a broccolihead is tryna vape my boat fml 💀💀💀

    (I was really curious what ai would make of your post so I dabbled in some dark magic to produce this)

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Ukraine, 2035: European Federation forces deploy Rheinmetall power armor

  • Probably better suited for NonCredibleDiplomacy

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Big shoutout to all the overweight 78yo felons out there

  • I recently spoke with the senator from Colorado and he's definitely on our side

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    My proposal for lasting peace.

  • As long as we still get to nuke Russia, I'm in.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Welcome to year 4 of a 3-day SMO

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Parry this you filthy casual

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Mom said it's my turn to be the Arsenal of Democracy

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Meet Kubuś, the improvised fighting vehicle used in the Warsaw Uprising

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    He woulda loved em

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Poles are asleep. Let the invasion begin!

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Lazlo says we only need 200 petajoules!

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    It was revealed to me in a dream

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Oh no

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    The Alpenflage Lifecycle

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Modern Tanks Vs AT-AT's - Tactical Analysis of the Battle of Hoth

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Happy 7th anniversary of the first combat engagement between the US and Russia!

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Don't worry, I got this

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    No one ever suspects the cow 🐄

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but I know what will drop them.