Operation Sea Eagle

year 2025

be fisherman in Nuuk

start hearing Shaboozey playing on the ocean

landing crafts appear in the distance

F-35Cs fly over my head dropping 1000 pound bombs with written messages

"vibe check"

"bussin"

Not like us starts blasting as first vessel beached

bursts open spilling out broccoliheads wielding M4s whilst scrolling TikTok

cybertruck in woodland camouflage stuck on rubble

glacier behind me obliterated by ATACMS

raw earth spilled everywhere

17 year old drone operator with a chill guy sticker on his monitor explodes my small wooden boat with a suicide drone

"Mission accomplished" fireworks flash bigly above USS Donald J. Trump aircraft carrier