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mojofrododojo
mojofrododojo @ mojofrododojo @lemmy.world
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A mighty hunter

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    • Let's play this game again

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  • KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

    "Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I'm here from the NSA. We've got work for you to do."

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  • you gain super speed, but cognition remains the same. your day is a constant struggle to plan out a meticulous series of moves, otherwise you'll destroy your house trying to walk downstairs. this becomes particularly vexing for those middle-of-the-night strolls to the pisser. perhaps if you survive long enough you can adapt to the situation, but that seems unlikely.

    • A mighty hunter

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    • Cats don't give a fuck about 'property lines'. Period.
    • Cats will kill even when they don't need to feed. Lock them up.
    • I love our cat, and I don't want to see it squished in half by a car. I keep it inside. It's a rescue, I know it was an outdoor cat before. It's fine now.

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  • most of our cats spend ~80% of time outdoor during summer and ~30% during winter.

    put a camera on them if you think they're not killing birds. seriously.

    edit: they won't, because they don't want to admit their precious baby is out there mauling the shit out of the bird population. what a coward - insists their carnivore isn't hurting anything, but won't verify it because afraid of truth.

    • hurts less than getting eaten by a coyote

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  • a lost dog will sometimes come to a rescuerer's call. a cat almost never will.

    • Banned for no reason. Appeal gets no response.

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  • they probably think they're purging the underperforming bots.

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • Hope Crockett gets to be gov of texas... She reminds me of Ann Richards in all the best ways. She'd make a great president too.

    • Satellite Images Show Russian Military Buildup Near Finland

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  • gotta be bluster.

    • Satellite Images Show Russian Military Buildup Near Finland

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  • they were dumb enough to try it in the winter war.

    • Satellite Images Show Russian Military Buildup Near Finland

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  • I kinda hope they'd be dumb enough to get their shit kicked in by Finland AGAIN. Gonna find an entire nation of Simo Häyhä's waiting, this time with javelins and drones.

    • I...uh....wait...ummm...hold on....wait...

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  • the rust scales begin to fall and as the entire party squints to see the results, ROLL FOR INITIATIVE AT DISADVANTAGE (fuck a few dragons will get me out of this shit)

    • I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU

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  • why is satan afraid of socks and sandals?

    • We don't do that here ✋

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  • how do people get lemming? I always assumed it was Lemmy.

    :D

    • We gonna fight

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  • your lack of participation enabled an actual genocider. think things have gotten better in the last 5 months for gaza? ukraine?

    you think you'll ever take responsibility for your own poor choices?

    • Bunnies love it

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  • What’s your malfunction?

    assholes like you, mostly.

    • The Media Calls Israeli Captives “Hostages” and Palestinians “Prisoners”

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  • keeping our filthy bullshit here would be for the best I think.

    • Bunnies love it

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  • not my rabbits BRO, but thanks for the assumption.

    never been to a pet store huh, sis?