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  • you do you mate. but honestly chiming in as if the rest of the world shouldn't keep their cats inside is silly when the concerns - predation - and spreading bird flu around are actual genuine issues.

    no one can make you care. doesn't mean I won't keep spreading the word so others benefit from the knowledge.

    edit: lemmy, you're turning into reddit. someone says they want to help people protect their pets and stop spreading disease and you downvote because you're so fucking selfish you'd rather silence dissent than let people spread information that may save a loved pet or their family members.

    you're fucked in the head.

  • trying to indicate the government worker desire to introduce themselves, then realizing they don't in any way want to give their actual name out lol

  • KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

    "Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I'm here from the NSA. We've got work for you to do."

  • you gain super speed, but cognition remains the same. your day is a constant struggle to plan out a meticulous series of moves, otherwise you'll destroy your house trying to walk downstairs. this becomes particularly vexing for those middle-of-the-night strolls to the pisser. perhaps if you survive long enough you can adapt to the situation, but that seems unlikely.

    • Cats don't give a fuck about 'property lines'. Period.
    • Cats will kill even when they don't need to feed. Lock them up.
    • I love our cat, and I don't want to see it squished in half by a car. I keep it inside. It's a rescue, I know it was an outdoor cat before. It's fine now.
  • most of our cats spend ~80% of time outdoor during summer and ~30% during winter.

    put a camera on them if you think they're not killing birds. seriously.

    edit: they won't, because they don't want to admit their precious baby is out there mauling the shit out of the bird population. what a coward - insists their carnivore isn't hurting anything, but won't verify it because afraid of truth.

  • a lost dog will sometimes come to a rescuerer's call. a cat almost never will.

  • they probably think they're purging the underperforming bots.

  • Hope Crockett gets to be gov of texas... She reminds me of Ann Richards in all the best ways. She'd make a great president too.

  • they were dumb enough to try it in the winter war.

  • I kinda hope they'd be dumb enough to get their shit kicked in by Finland AGAIN. Gonna find an entire nation of Simo Häyhä's waiting, this time with javelins and drones.

  • the rust scales begin to fall and as the entire party squints to see the results, ROLL FOR INITIATIVE AT DISADVANTAGE (fuck a few dragons will get me out of this shit)

  • why is satan afraid of socks and sandals?

  • how do people get lemming? I always assumed it was Lemmy.

    :D

  • your lack of participation enabled an actual genocider. think things have gotten better in the last 5 months for gaza? ukraine?

    you think you'll ever take responsibility for your own poor choices?

  • What’s your malfunction?

    assholes like you, mostly.