misterundercoat @ misterundercoat @lemmy.world

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Eddie Murphy: I like money

Not sure, but you can unsubscribe, which I just did after seeing one too many posts about the emerald heir manbaby.

As an Ohioan, I apologize for my state unleashing this feckless sycophant on the national political discourse. Unfortunately, our Democratic challenger was less exciting than a bowl of tapioca.

The cat should be Mace Windu

Sinking ship continues to poke holes in the hull. Only the weak, infirm rats remain. Other ships watch with morbid curiosity.

Wake up every morning in your tiny cell and remember that your orange hero isn't going to save you, doesn't give a shit about you, and probably doesn't even know your name.

Think about it longer and realize that you're not getting out of this, even if your orange hero wins and makes himself dictator. Because he only does things to help himself, or his buddies who have connections to help him. Why would he ever lift a finger to help a worthless loser like you?

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

The soure is clearly ifunny.co it's right there in the watermark.

This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

What, you mean sour-cream establishment Tim Ryan with his flabby chest poking out of his top-two-buttons unbuttoned shirt complaining about Biden and throwing footballs at TVs didn't get you fired up to vote Democrat? Shocking!

"election"

I disagree with your conjecture.

Indeed, matter is finite. However, you are making the assumption that eating shrimp destroys the matter. In fact, eating the shrimp simply returns the matter to the ecosystem, where it will eventually contribute to more shrimp.

Unless you can prove the eventual heat death of the universe, which Red Lobster™ is prepared to fight in court.

Signed, Red Lobster Legal Division

P.S.: If you even think about trying to make Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ using one of those online recipes, we will pursue legal action. We make Nintendo look like Linus Torvalds.

Does this look like a man who's had all he could eat?

Ain't nothing wrong with release order, IMO. The differences in cinematography, direction, special effects, ect. become distracting when the trilogies are broken up like that.

To really enhance the cultural zeitgeist of the early 2000s, the prequel trilogy should be experienced with a set of Taco Bell promotional cups and contest pieces from eBay. Alternatively, one could purchase a Pepsi from one of the surviving Phantom Menace vending machines.

Wait, I thought he invented Post-Its?

Past tense, my guy

The problem is that the conservative minority has a stranglehold on the state legislature thanks to extreme gerrymandering.

When a headline is phrased in the form of a yes/no question, the answer is always no. Because the real story isn't interesting, and they need to have the reader imagine something interesting and click on it.

If anything interesting happens, the headline will just say what happened.

The flipped version of this template seems so wrong

Don't let up. We need to turn up every single rinky dink local election and keep denying these fuckheads any scrap of power, no matter how small.