misterundercoat @ misterundercoat @lemmy.world

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This also worked for me:

I stopped using reddit, because it turned to shit.

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.

Cold snap? Thanks for reminding me that I need to have the staff prepare Mr. Cruz's usual suite. He gets cranky if he has to wait too long in the executive lounge, despite free margaritas and a breathtaking view of the Carribean.

I'm eagerly awaiting the demise of Blu-Ray so I can finally get use of my HD-DVD player.

Nobody:

So it's Squid Game without the cash prize, got it.

Black mold: allow me to introduce myself

Just need to mod out that PSU fan and it'll be perfect

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

Not now, Madeline!

Don't sleep on Billy O.

drag

Don't ever sleep on Billy O.

I'd like to thank all the teenagers who used their mom's credit cards to buy Fortnite skins so I can enjoy free GTA V, Control, Star Wars Battlefront, and now this game.

Judging by his ears, this boy has been in a few scrapes.

Busting your ass for your current job will never be better than expending the same amount of energy finding a better job.

Are you content with your current job and getting good pay, good benefits, normal promotions/raises etc. while performing a reasonable workload? Great, keep it up. If you have extra time and energy, focus on self-improvement, family, hobbies, etc.

Are you feeling underpaid, under-appreciated, or generally unhappy with your job? Are you in a position where you can maintain your health and sanity while working harder to improve things? Great, keep working just hard enough not to get fired, and pour all of your extra time and energy into finding a better job. Never give it to your current job.

Loyalty to the company is an outdated idea. Dont let some out-of-touch CEO sell you on that bullshit. The way to improve your situation is to job hop. There's no shame in it. Expect to do it several times before you really figure out where you want to be.

Bird Person = friend of Rick Sanchez and generally good guy who doesn't appreciate dick moves

This is a cute comic, but it would be much, much worse if the director was the type to send change requests directly to the junior associate.

Because it won't just be font size. It will be some impractical idea that you've already ruled out in three weeks ago in meetings with your manager, but now you have to drop everything and waste more time spinning wheels to either attempt the director's dumb idea, or you have to spend time explaining to him why you've already ruled it out, and do so without seeming lazy or insubordinate.

While you're doing this special task for the director, your workload is piling up and your manager thinks you're slacking because the director emails you directly and never bothers to CC your supervisor. You can try to diligently CC your supervisor on all replies, and even mention your supervisor in emails (the classic "looping in x"), but rest assured, the director will never use reply-all.

Medical expenses: allow me to introduce myself.

Return Of The Jedi: All their optimism for restoring the republic, Luke restoring the Jedi, Han and Leia starting a family. All made pointless by the crappy sequels.