midnight_puker @ midnight_puker @sh.itjust.works

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I'm a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don't think I've been quite right since.

I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope y'all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Holy shit, I shouldn't have looked.

Diabolical.

Bullshit, that's some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Me next.

After hurricane Helene we didn't have electricity for 6 days. But I've been completely powerless for 34 years.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it's after they've told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, "what the fuck is Lemmy?"

Where there's a hole, there's a goal vole.

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

He was saying it with his heart.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.

Are you insinuating that I'm a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that's not what you're insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don't want to be a cunt, do you?

I've been known to go into the women's room to change a diaper when the men's room doesn't have a changing table. It doesn't happen often, but it's supremely irritating to me as a dad.

Hail Beakman!

A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.