MedicsOfAnarchy @ medicsofanarchy @lemmy.world

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Or we could call it.... (cue pinky to corner of mouth) ... "MINI-MEasles"

The solution is more left-wing protest groups. Especially now that their manpower is down. (Edit: they're their)

Upvoted for the "The Founder" reference.

Like, I don't know, children you can carry around? That could work.

I still want to see them slash the Secret Service to maybe, one guy who doesn't work weekends. /s

You lost me at "plan".

Third option: Republicans impeach the judge.

So let me guess. Coming on the heels of, "Elon Musk should check Fort Knox to see if the gold is really there", the next step would be a 1:1 "trade" of bitcoin for actual, tangible gold - which will be hidden away in a certain Mar-a-Lago basement. Remember you read it here first.

Not only the people in occupied Ukraine, but also the occupiers. That oughta nail down the outcome.

I am beginning to be pro gun myself.

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. Don't give him any ideas.

In my day we just had a hole in the stall where you stuck your junk in. None of this electronic crap.

I've been saying, "Computer: End program" for a while now. Hasn't worked yet, but you never know...

Then the "out" press pool can just make stuff up, since they have to guess. "Donald Trump walked out of the bathroom and into a press briefing one hour ago. While we don't know what the press briefing is about, we can state that before going to the bathroom Trump was seen finishing a cheeseburger. Walking out, he was seen licking his fingers. Our reporter notes that there was no sound of running water prior to Trump's emergence from the bathroom."

We ordered the one that infects "red hat", not "fed bat". Blame a bad connection, but we're not paying for this Congo Labs. Try again. (Edit: forgot /s)

So each fired employee saves, let's say, $75,000. Then each sues the government and wins a $250,000 settlement, and gets their job back. Of course the government spends $300,000 on lawyers for each case. The savings practically leap into our pockets!

Note to self: Do NOT eat bats. Even if Mom says, "We're having bat tonight".

It says, elected more than twice. Who says there's going to be an election?

All those lights and dials and displays in the cockpit take the pilot's attention off of flying. Don't need 'em.

John 14:13

And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.