Bots will talk whatever they've been told to talk about. It's just that your entire post reads like an ad. Startig with praising the soap, using the sandwich method to affirm that you're not defending it while defending it, and then closing with your personal positive use and experience.
Yeah, I'd keep "monster" for people like Kissinger or Mengele, not for people that make fun of phrases like "people who menstruate". But I was genuinely curious and now I know.
Call your boss, you're indisposed.