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Estradiol Enjoyer @ lowered_lifted @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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  • TBH I have also fallen asleep on the NYC subway and the worst thing that happened was I missed my stop and accidentally went super far in the wrong direction

    • Office Productivity

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  • That highway is in Melbourne, Australia. I fell asleep on a train in Australia once as a kid and for some reason had my shoes off. When I put them back on I crushed a cockroach that had snuck inside. As long as you check your shoes before putting them on, you should be just fine taking a nap on an Australian train.

    • Don't mess with me bro

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  • fuckin Steiner and the Theosophists get off the hook way too easy

    • Or a dedicated server

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  • my cat pics Google photos album that I share with grandmas and aunts has over 2k pics in it lol

    • "Source code file"

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  • I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

    • Contributions

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  • Thanks, Robert Maxwell!

    • Someone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people.

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  • Leverage was kinda like this but they didn't kill them

    • Filter feeder behavior

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  • when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

    • Yikes

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  • whomst amongst us

    • 4D Salmon

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    • This is why we can't have nice things

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  • in the pretty much identical KOTH episode (down to the long lost Japanese salaryman half brother) the joke is the opposite, the Hills spend the whole time in the antechamber of their large hotel suite because they don't know the sliding paper screen doors are doors.

    • Amazing Grace

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  • Shit yeah, she's a woman after my own heart. She knows there is no need for a fuckin statue when people need help

    • Update to last week's BestBuy Shenanigan. They refused to refund me after not delivering me the stuff I ordered after a so-called "investigation".

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  • nor do they care about small time hit and run stuff. Yet I filed a police report with photographic evidence (they wouldn't let me upload video) from my dash cam of the moment a driver backed into me in a drive thru and damaged my bumper. This is not because I'm a snitch, it's because if I ever want to go to insurance about it then they will demand a police report to prove it happened.

    • What is the strangest math that turned out to be useful?

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  • freaking freaky little Russian outpost that one is. Bridges galore

    • Fuck Fahrenheit

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  • ahh I can't believe people are nostalgic for the Harlem shake lol

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • spatchcocked birds also kinda look like a random roadkill animal to the ignorant, idk if you care about who sees you grillin

    • I'm gonna take a fuckin' migraine.

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  • a good way to teach both a weird case in English and a common algorithm in information science at the same time, if one wanted to do that in a STEAM course

    • Don't tell me what to do.

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  • "I can almost recognize my bottom again" is an all time quote

    • Don't tell me what to do.

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  • they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut

    • The "We Tried" Award

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  • I had them in little league soccer and I knew they were BS lol. Made no damn sense because my parents were just like what are we gonna do with this junk?