loopedcandle @ loopedcandle @lemmynsfw.com

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Remember how in TESB, Han and Leia land in an asteroid crater/cave to hide and go out in the vacuum with nothing but an emergency airplane O2 mask thinking that's OK? And gravity is earth normal gravity?

I'm pretty sure "a galaxy far far away" means the laws of physics are a bit different.

Also, let people enjoy things.

Yes and Geordi and Scotty are terrible engineers. Jake Peralta is a bad detective. Leslie Knope is a bad civil servant.

I'd put $100 on the table to say there is a least one more archeologist in the world because of those games. One who was trained to do it right, and preserved a ton of valuable cultural artifacts. Inspired by games and media.

Also, let people enjoy things.

And porn!

Anyone else a fan of Nate Bargatze?

Adding the library-libby nexus. Most libraries have an eBook collection connected through Libby. I've got a Kindle and zero books bought from Amazon. It's great.

Protip, if you went to any form of formal education (college) then you probably have alumni library account access. My Libby has three library cards logged in. I never wait for a book.

I'll add one more: I don't think he's that smart to make a purposeful move like that.

Muppets Treasure Island. 🎤🫳⬇️

Want to know something fun about US parents??

Patents don't really protect new inventions. They give people a right to sue for financial damages and there is no criminal force of law (this is a generalization and I am not a lawyer). So courts don't really go "hey, stop using invention ABC, someone else has a patent on it." They just say "hey, that other guy invented it first, give him some money."

Patents (not other forms of IP) are made to be wildly public so people can invent things on top of previous inventions.

Does it always work like that? No. But it's one facet of US federal law that I find interesting, and a little bit hopeful.

The battery packs that are wireless enabled were the thing for me.

I can recharge my phone in my pocket, while walking around the city, without a rats nest of wires popping out of my pants.

I first took that oath 20 years ago. If orange idiot refuses to leave, I will be exercising my constitutional legal actions.

My - now daily - calls to my senators and rep now sound a lot like this:

Did the congress(man) hold up a sad little sign? Like am edge lord middle schooler? Because they need to get off their ass and be more like representative Al Green. Stop normalizing Trump's BS OR acting civilized. Resist. Do fucking something.

Real talk?

Because I'm tired. So absurdly tired. Tired of the stupid and the sensationalism and the faked anger and the real suffering and pain.

Am I mad? Yeah. But unfortunately I'm way more tired.

Fellow NJ-ian here. I have definitely driven on frozen lakes when I was a stupid teenager. TBH they were more like tiny ponds though.

I run WP on a dreamhost account. I do it costing zero dollars and am an amateur (haven't really coded in 20+ years). I do it for my kid's parent teacher org. There is some value in DIY/cheap.

Every once in a while I go looking for FOSS alternates to WordPress . . .can't find one. Ghost is the closest I got and it's nowhere near the same.

I really enjoy the ::woosh:: in the comments over the symbolism.

I like it. You got the birth of Luke and Leia in a way I didn't. I think in my head retcon, Padme doesn't exist and Anakin sleeps around while killing and conquering (how he doesn't know about Luke/Leia). That's not great.

Wanna combine them and pitch Star Wars What If? to Disney?

They should leave a bit more of the technical stuff up to the imagination.

Take ESB. I have no idea how the AT-AT walkers got to Hoth. It makes the reveal of the giant machines more intense. I have no idea how hyperspace works

I don't need the tech behind kyber crystals I like laser swords. I don't need medichlorians, I like mystical space monks.

I think star wars learned the wrong lessons of a decade of hyper realistic film making.

My hot take is based on this idea.

The franchise should say to hell with canon and redo the prequels.

Anakin's fall into the dark side should have mirrored Luke's journey. Instead of a maudlin love story causing his fall, he is slowly corrupted by greed and power. Do it well, and it becomes an allegory for modern class struggle and the greed of the few as they gain power. The clone wars are between ordinary people about the legality of cloning as a technology. The Jedi are not generals and there are like 20, not 1,000s. Part way through Anakin's training, Obi-Wan and him leave to enlist as pilots - Obi-Wan offering to continue his teaching in the space Navy against the Jedi's wishes. Every time Anakin wins a battle, he's ashamed of how good it feels to kill. Every time Anakin gets promoted on the space Navy for winning, he is ashamed of the feel of power. Obi-Wan isn't blind to Anakin's slide to darkness, but has too much pride himself to ask for help - failing as a teacher because he can't tattle on his friend.

Ep 2 should be about Anakin coming to grips with his non-jedi like desires and accepting his fate as something not-jedi. Escaping from the Jedi order and running away ashamed and afraid like a fugitive. The Jedi hunting him down across the galaxy. A whole movie about this acceptance, instead of a 1 minute scene in Palp's office. It would be an allegory for the tyranny of the majority, and accepting ones flaws. Ep 2 ends with Anakin finding Sideous stuck in hiding and starting his dark training (a la Yoda in Ep5)

Ep 3 opens to a reluctant Anakin and Palps nearly killing each other while doing dark side training (embracing death and power). They are interrupted by a Jedi on a mission to kill Anakin. The Jedi is killed off by Anakin at great physical cost to Anakin (starting his Darth Vader injuries). Anakin gets mad that the Jedi won't leave him alone and finally commits to being a sith. This starts Anakin's long quest to hunt down each Jedi individually. Each battle with the Jedi injures him further, requiring cybernetic replacements from each painful injury. The hunt consumes him and he is finally Darth Vader.

I've had this bouncing in my head for 25 years.

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