lagomorphlecture @ lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee

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We're only at risk for people stopping food consumption if prices don't fuckin fix themselves, and I'm serious about that. People are gonna eat if they can eat.

"Wow I suddenly have 11 kids to care for. I can't afford to live. Better apply for snap and tanf."

I was irked about Google podcasts but that made sense since they were obviously trying to push YouTube subscriptions. This I'm not sure.

Sadly a majority of Americans would find 10k quite liberating and it would be a big help.

They have one beach! Let them have 2.

The CDC doesn't recommend it in most cases but you can get one. I'm glad you asked because I didn't realize MMR boosters were even available for adults. My mom has cancer and is on chemo so I think I should get this. If you don't fit any of the cases that the adult booster is recommended for I suppose you could just say you don't remember getting it as a child or that you have a close relative with cancer and see if they sticks. But, I mean, I'm not sure if you actually need to justify it. Maybe you can just walk in and get it.

I would survive just fine as long as you follow my instructions. I can live on a diet of 90% hay with a small amount of species appropriate pellets and a salad every day. I am going to need a lot of room to play and shouldn't be confined to a small cage. At minimum I need an exercise pen as my home base with at least 6 hours so I can run around the house and binky. I should have a box to hide in because I'm easily frightened and I would live underground in the wild. I will do better if you keep my water in a bowl but by all means put it in a bottle if i prefer that. It's better for me to stay hydrated than to try to exist within some ideal that doesn't work for me.

And for the love of God it's a myth that I don't need medical care! I have a very sensitive digestive system and it's a critical emergency if I don't eat for more than a few hours or if my eating slows and my poops get small. So many people say their lagomorphlecture just died with no warning but if they knew what the warnings were and took them to get treatment they would be ok.

I should definitely be soayed or neutered regardless of your society's beliefs about that. Uterine and testicular cancer are very common and I'm unlikely to live past 6bor 7 years old if you don't get me fixed.

I am a very social creature and I should be kept with a bonded mate. If I lose my mate I will become depressed and need either a new lagomorphlecture to keep me company or a lot of your time to help me get through it. It can help me accept the loss if you show me the body of my mate so I can understand and accept that they are gone.

I will provide you with further instructions for my care later on.

Don't forget the squirrel, and your comment was really light on the lard. Add lard 7 more times. Or was that just our hand me down handwritten cookbook?

He looks like a little kid playing Tonka trucks, like a big one that the kid can pretend to drive.

That video was posted a year ago but the convoy to the border was like 3 weeks ago. I didn't bother watching further to see what that video is actually about since that's clearly unrelated.

She's from an episode of Star Trek Voyager.

Say what now? The convoy had like 100 passenger vehicles and no trucks and you think it accomplished what?

Eric and Jr are both barred for 2 years I think. Maybe Ivanka could do it but I think she's actually smart enough to sit this one out.

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it's perspective or the picture was taken with a weird lens but I'm pretty sure the cabinets are practically touching the counter.

Yeah because the smell wouldn't give that away...that's where I'm the most confused.

Let's not delude ourselves. Google is totally getting something out of this. Not sure if they just want some good press for a change or if it's something else though.

Except the number of people who classify veterans as murderers for what they did in combat situations is extremely low...

When the cashier at Walmart gets all concerned and asks why you need 50 iTunes gift cards you should stop and think for a second.

Is this an ad? Because I sure do want an $8 thimble of ice cream right now.

Edit: is that Breyers in the picture? I should amend that to $8 dairy adjacent snack.

Well we know so if they didn't the White House will know when they check their Lemmy feed.