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my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession

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    • Gaming on controller & "typos"

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  • Switch between GTA V and RDR2 and end up punching my damn horse every time I try to ride it because entering vehicles is F in GTAV but in RDR2 F is your dedicated melee button.

    • It's all about how you carry yourself

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  • Two parts after that story should have ended unfortunately

    What's wrong with NES2?

    • 'Beta male': Internet amused as Newsom puts Trump 'instantly in his place'

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  • Something is wrong with Trumps health, and they're hiding it.

    Every time I see him, he looks more and more like a gas station hotdog that's been on the rollers since 1979. I don't think they're hiding shit.

    • Diamonds lose their sparkle as prices come crashing down

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  • I can't not read that headline literally.

    "Oh no! The diamonds have stopped sparkling! Who's gonna want to buy a rock that isn't sparkly?! Quick! Put the price back up!"

    • Money is Heroin for Boring People

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  • But then you won't have money.

    • 🤡🤡🤡

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  • They didn't give a single shit, either.

    • Steam Deck Brick Mod: No screen, no controller, and absolutely no sense, just a power button and a USB port.

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  • Just makes me think of Voidstar Labs. It sounds useless as a gimmick, it involves 3D printing, and it could turn an entire gaming device into wearable tech. Amazing.

    Someone send this to Zack.

    • My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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  • Bro turned into a kangaroo.

    • Noice

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  • I want to see a dude just going on and on about something they're pissed about, while also dancing to techno music under flashing neon lights.

    I want to see someone ranting and raving. Simultaneously.

    • If money was not an issue, is there a movie, series, or a video game you would fund as a passion project with no intention on making a profit on it?

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  • I'm sure there is, but they're unknown to me. I'm not going to fund stuff already owned and made and has a bunch of sequels and spinoffs. I'm going to find and fund something new, something that the other people with money aren't taking a risk on.

    Maybe Rogue System, if I am remembering the name right. It had a Kickstarter that failed to meet the minimum, but God damn it sounds like a bad ass idea. A space sim where you would have to actually re-route power through other systems when the normal link has been damage and basically all the stupid little jargon ideas they do to solve things in Star Trek would be mechanics in the game. If you wanted. It would have had settings for so much shit to make it as arcadey or as realistic as you wanted.

    Ambitious as hell, but the developer had videos actually showing off some of the mechanics in action and it was as good as I imagined it could be and I'm still kinda upset that its Kickstarter failed.

    • [General] The Griddy is a cringy and lazy dance for lazy people

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  • Dance peaked at Flossing.

    • It's been over 20 years since that Sunny Delight commercial and I still have no idea what "purple stuff" is.

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  • I always assumed it was just grape kool-aid.

    "What the fuck is juice? We got grape drink. It's purple!"

    • Gotta be quick

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  • Sam: I gotta dollar.

    Frodo: tries to grab it

    Sam: pulls it away You gotta be quicker than that!

    • Non americans of lemmy, would you support a ban on american social media on your country?

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  • I sure hope everyone who wants to ban these things actually has plans to create their own content or Lemmy's gonna become quite empty.

    • Is it weird that I have to resort the idea of "Determinism" to be able to move on?

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  • Just crawl. It works.

    • He's not wrong.

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  • Every electronic device in the game uses real electricity. Even if it's not on.

    • Threads is offically getting ads

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  • Another bot that may be running on your instance, so all those things start showing up for everyone else.

    • What some weird stuff your body does?(can be NSFW)

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  • I can pop my clavical by pushing my shoulder toward my back with my opposite hand.

    I can inhale through my ass to fart on command.

    My thumbs can bend backwards without assistance from the other hand.

    I can inhale smoke from a cigarette or pipe or something, and blow it out of my ears (it hurts though; I don't like doing it).

    I can kinda wiggle my ears.

    I can put my own dick in my own butt, but just the tip.

    I can tell when there are electronics turned on around me even if they aren't intended to make noise, because they all seem to give off this kind of almost imperceptible high pitch whine. Not enough to be bothersome, but just enough to know something probably has current running through it.

    • Punk circa 1200 AD

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  • I remember him being chained up in the dungeon... But I can't remember if that was the first movie, one of the other movies, the TV show or even the video game. 🤔