The "shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button" bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that's key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.
Seeing that handshake the other day, I am looking forward to Newsom rocking Trump with an uppercut if he tries to stop the state taking care of itself.
Installed Internet for this dude who was saying all kinds of crazy shit. The craziest was that he was in a famous rock band during the 80's and the government forced them to break up because their lyrics were female-positive and also included "top secret" information about the Star Wars program, which his own dad apparently worked on (along with how they actually have nukes and lasers in space to defend against the aliens).
When I finally was done with the job, I looked up the band he said he was in. No such band ever existed. The closest thing I could find to the name he gave me (which I've forgotten now) was some German techno band that was only formed like 3 years before I had looked it up. The least he could have done was actually use an actual band name that existed in the 80's. lol
Explains why the item substitutions on my Walmart orders are so fucking nutty (like I wanted blueberries, but they didn't have a specific brand I clicked on, so they give me raspberries but of the same brand, instead of another brand of blueberries).
"I hate the Waltons, which is why I am working to bring Walmart down from the inside."
There used to be ash trays in public spaces. Like, it was super common.
Since public smoking bans are more common, there are no ash trays anywhere. So people just throw their shit on the ground.
Removing ash trays isn't going to make smokers go "oh well, guess I should stop smoking." It makes them go "oh well, I guess there's nowhere to throw this away, it's going on the ground now."
"we added more shit nobody will ever see!"