klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

ugly bag of mostly water

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Merry is like "meh" + "ree"

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

Mary rhymes with fairy

Interesting!

No thank you! That one really bothers me for some reason.

Same as "eltse" for else, "foe-ward" for forward, "warsh" for wash, and "ayggs" for eggs.

And some people say "heighth" for height and I swear it's just to fuck with me.

You from NJ?

I'm from NJ and Murray, merry, marry, and Mary are all distinct.

Berry is like merry and bury is like Murray.

I've lived in Philly and then the suburbs for a couple of decades now and have never noticed the berry-bury thing - I'm guessing it's a South Philly thing? So do you eat straw'bury's or do you 'berry' your dead pets?

I hate it. I don't personally want any eye contact, so I now how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it's uncomfortable and I don't want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It's so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.

Seer-shuh I think

Glaw-stuh-shur, correct?

I swear this man is a gift from god herself

Beautiful pups!

Awww those are "play with me!" ears!

Toofusses!

I like it to look nice and neat. Mess and disorder puts me on edge. I like the bed made with the pillows fluffed and throw pillows placed in a certain way. And I do feel like it's more comfortable to sleep in a bed that has been made, because the pillows are fluffed and all the sheets are smoothed out and evenly distributed between my husband and me. I do just get in bed and turn over, I don't rearrange anything, and instead of a blanket I have my hubby for knee support :)

Pawdcast

There's a fifth, but

Cat Stevens - Wild World

Sugar has it all figured out!

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

Halo is precious! What a cool thing to do 🤍