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keepcarrot [she/her] @ keepcarrot @hexbear.net
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What's the dumbest couple dispute you've ever had?

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  • mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues.

    I expect all the stories to be this. Why am I in this thread??

    • Happy International Workers Day, comrades!

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  • I went to work today. It was not very good.

    • Also know as the Emily Axford approach

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  • Please just write a fanfic

    • From your standards, are abusive people or those who cause trauma/discrimination “evil”?

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  • Not ontologically so. People are made evil by latching themselves onto systems that unperson others. That's not to say they're ever entitled to receive the respect of those they've victimised, or that anyone should shed any tears over their stock portfolio cratering

    • Take a seat, young Australian Magpie

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  • She became corvid-19 to exact her wrath

    • AI will never be able to write like me.

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  • Fuck Australian Standard for structural fasteners pdf

    • tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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  • Being long term unemployed, I would sometimes think of sleep as a low energy state until the next welfare cheque. But also being drunk fulfilled the same purpose.

    • Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑

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  • Everything outside of my immediate experience is densely packed squid atlanteans. (I feel like some people seem to genuinely think like this, which is distressing)

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • Aw, I used to live with a cat called Bro

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • What do people say there?

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • What's that enormous hole in dude?

    • What happened to make you finally accept that it's not worth it to be an altruistic person?

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  • I probably cannot live with a lot of people, even if they really need it. I've been woken up by angry housemates one too many times and I'm really not coping.

    • lagomorphs

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  • Watership down! I shout as a naval vessel lists amidst the smoke, wholly misunderstanding the title of the book

    • What are some things we should have on our resume?

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  • It means you're able to capture enemy buildings, important in today's competitive employment market!

    • Virgin Physicists

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  • Damn, engineer time isn't cheap either. Contractor was doing pretty well though

    • How I flirt now

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  • Ded

    • How I flirt now

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  • Keep an eye on that d4, it can cause severe injury and even death

    • Have you or someone you know ever fallen for a scam? What happened?

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  • I periodically give things away to people who just immediately sell them. I never trust them again, and it's rarely items I directly need, I just like to have them around to loan to people.

    • Patch this Bish!

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  • I can't believe I need to keep chewing ass to keep my teeth in check!

    • What are some examples of 'common sense' which are nonsense?

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  • Apparently some are wholly disconnected, but not all, leading to some pedestrians just standing there through multiple traffic cycles because they read a cracked article in 2010 that said the buttom doesn't do anything. Pressing a second time definitely doesn't do anything but provide stress relief though.

    Related is elevator close-door buttons. I hold them down for a long time which seems to work well, but for some elevators it doesn't.