jubilationtcornpone @ jubilationtcornpone @sh.itjust.works

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Aaaannnd just like that, you've created a new denomination.

IBM PS/2. Got it for free along with an original HP Deskjet printer. It originally ran MS-DOS until a family friend gave us an old floppy set of Windows 3.1.

The PS/2 was ancient by that point but it probably helped convince my parents that a PC was a worthwhile investment. Creating documents in Word was a lot easier than using a typewriter.

Nah. They resent us because we don't have high quality, affordable healthcare sOcIaLiSm.

One of the best bosses I ever had was an electronics engineer (I'm software). There are a lot of shared concepts between engineering disciplines. I enjoyed working with hardware engineers and getting to see how they approach problems.

We need more Golden Girls memes.

🎶Team Rocket Theme Intensifies🎶

"To protect the wold from deva- ...uh... James, what the hell is that?"

"I don't know."

"Meeeeowwth! That's right... Hey, wait a minute. That's not Pikachu! Did you two numbskulls get the wrong coordinates again!?

Oh, wait. I think I see where this is going. This seems like a situation for James to handle. He's ...um... into this sort of thing."

I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the "smoke shack" in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.

Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.

Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.

Me: Watching Martha Stewart Living

My Mom: "Whoa. You really are bored."

Me: "Just a little."

"If you rearrange the letters in the word 'Santa' it spells 'Satan'."

"If you play Beetles records backwards, you can hear John saying, 'God is dead.'"

"Disney put the words 'Gay Sex' in a cloud in Aladdin."

"Gay Agenda"

Nonsensical bullshit brought to you by Evangelicals.

You can tell it's 14.4kV by the linemans muscle spasms and sudden loss of consciousness. If he bursts into flames or is immediately vaporized, that's the 115kV.

Although, the way you can tell if the lineman really knows what he's doing is if he gets someone from the right-of-way crew to do the tongue test for him.

well adjusted

Honestly not a phrase I would have associated with the average Facebook poster

Paris, Texas maybe.

Whatcom? Bees com.

It's more like:

Start with some AI generated code.

AI code fails to compile immediately, if you're lucky.

If not, spend three days trying to find some really stupid bug.

Delete the AI code and write it yourself.

At least they're doing something to address the issue, even though they're going to take a financial hit, instead of just ignoring it and pretending nothing happened. That's more than I can say for a lot of other companies that have experienced breaches in the last few years.

I'm interested to see how this pans out.

Men tend to really struggle to make and maintain friendships. That's not just you. Anyone who thinks you need to "get over it" can get fucked. Healing from an experience like that takes time.

It sounds like you're already going to therapy. The other thing that helped me a lot was self-care. Be intentional about doing things that you enjoy. I spent lots of time fishing and playing golf. It was therapeutic in its own way.

Well that definitely makes it less ...uh... cute.